Well AI hates us. Smart. Happy Friday.

Happy April Fools, fellow olds.

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Happy New Year D-Toid. The year Planet Fitness hats did more work than Amazon workers

Happy New Years, DToid. I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

So who else here is supposed to be working today but just can't bring themselves to do it?

Lord I was born a grapplin' man.

So, that Rocket League mobile game is pretty good. Anyways, my Nintendo score's tanked since getting the series X. Also, bonus xbox score I failed to post earlier in the comments.

If Destructoid had a theme, why is it a different song than Beck's Hell Yes?

I saw pumpkin spice moonshine at the liquor store last night. It was right next to the egg nog moonshine.

Y'all talking about Malignant, but have you watched Nightbooks on Netflix yet? I thought it hit a nice little ya-fiction / creepypasta sweet spot. Perfect way to kick off the Halloween season.

Lunch break!

Current Status: Margaritas at the Midnight Buffet.

Detroit: Become Dancer

Just finished DQ11 on series X. What a wonderfully anachronistic experience wrapped in gorgeous textures and lightning quick load times. A little too easy, but I appreciated not having to grind at all.

I can't get it out of my mind. A pickle wrapped in a fruit roll-up dusted with chamoy (sweet/sour powder). Paired with a nerds rope and flamin' hot cheetos. I need to know. I NEED TO KNOW IF I'D LIKE IT. Damn Texans.

Happy Force Day. May something be waiting in the bushes for you all.

Only the finest in 2012 Ent comics. Enjoy.

The most amazing shit-post.

Good morning!

My contender for #mashuptoid. One of the first, still one of the best.

Wow. End of an era. Legends.

Hey, just a quick little message.

Absolutely #blessedmas

#dankmas https://tuckbot.tv/#/watch/k4of64